Omfg. I always say things with way too much confidence in front of the wrong people.

I’m sad that Dan and Phil probably didn’t see Dan’s version of Anaconda.

September 16, 1987 - Happy birthday Anthony, have a great one. :)

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stripperina:

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

I know of a few other professions this could apply to.

please-sing-to-me:

A true scientist

Is Mythbusters even real?

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radiohosts:

Penis and XY required to be man? False.

Only things required to be a man are:image

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

innuendohowell:

dansfire:

hEL O InTERNET

he looks like a very startled giant.

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I swear to God that people call me ‘sir’ all the time and I’m not just hearing things.