arachnidhips:

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

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i wonder whats inside i-

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sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

David Karp thought that tumblr would be a great blogging site to take photos of the sky and nature but it’s just really sad because all we do is make dick jokes and write gay fanfiction

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

I HAVE A DAN,PHIL, AND CAT AMUSEMENT PARK VLOG ON ONE SCREEN AND AN ANTHONY,KALEL,EVELINA,DAN, AND PHIL ON THE OTHER HELP.

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi)

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 
comic-phanss:

phantasticphil:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.

comic-phanss:

phantasticphil:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.

peachberrylove:

neobedouins:

zerrie:

2013 vma will always be the best vma

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HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

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Never Forget.